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Rob

Name: Robert K. Bauer

Disorganization Number: ω

Geeky Experience: Playing in role-playing games, running role-playing games, designing role-playing games, tampering with the fabric of space-time, filking, beating you at Starfox 64, not beating the final boss of anything (except Starfox 64), beta-reading, philosophy, game theory, and SCIENCE!!!!

Jobs in DO XIII: Speculator, mediator, Angelo's unpaid chauffeur, deadpan, straight man, gay man, site designer, webmaster, and voice of relative reason and nominal common sense

Favorite Video Game: Terranigma

Favorite Anime: Wolf's Rain

Favorite Movie: The Prestige

Favorite Pro Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Favorite Fan Author: Falaphesian

Favorite Print Comic: Marvel 1602

Favorite Webcomic: Gunnerkrigg Court

Backstory:

Our geek world is in peril.

Ghu, the spirit of the geeks, can no longer stand the ridiculous inanity plaguing our fandoms. He sent five magic rhings to five special young geeks:

From Chicago, Mike, with the power of Logic

From Jersey, Angelo, with the power of Chaos

From elsewhere in Jersey, Kirk, with the power of Taste

From another universe or something, Baalesh, with the power of Fucking With People

And from cyberspace, Johnny, with the power of Sarcasm.

When the five powers combine, they summon geekdom's greatest champion, Captain Not Taking Ourselves Seriously. (Go, Not Taking Ourselves Seriously!)

The power is yours!

A bio post by Rob on April 29, 2008

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